Finally! An End to Those Pesky Dinnertime Dilemmas

I've been looking for a tool such as this:

"What the Fuck Should I Make for Dinner?"

Could come in handy, if anything for a laugh at least.

Actually, my "old standards" for "aaaack! I forgot to shop and am supposed to serve dinner to two little children in 10 minutes!!!" are:

• Microwaved fish sticks with ketchup*
• Microwaved Amy's pizza bites thingies*
• Microwaved anything else in the freezer*
• PB&J's*
• Quesadillas*
• Cheesy omelets*
• Canned veggie chili*

*All the aforementioned are usually "served" with: a side of peas / green beans / carrots / whatever's not totally limp, wilted or moldy from fridge


My universal go-to's if I have 20-30 minutes and only pantry / regular fridge fare are:

• pasta with frozen veggies thrown in for last few minutes, tossed with marinara or chicken stock
• oven-cooked fish sticks (wicked classy! we pull out all the stops some nights!)
• veggie chili cooked with frozen ground turkey

What are some of your emergency dinners for little children?